You'd best describe yourself as...

A leader.
Somewhat crazy
short tempered
cool under pressure

Your top interest in your life is...
Your women
Your car
Your job
Watching cartoons

You're most likely to be seen...
with a cigar in your mouth
dressing in an attempt to fit in
sporting jewelry
in a t-shirt

When it comes to getting what you want you...

are very persuasive
are generally capable of reasoning
take by force
get from whatever means available

In your spare time you'd most likely been seen...

at the local kid's center
revisiting old war stories
hitting on women
making wisecracks

In school you were/are...

playing football
a lady's man
in the ROTC
the class clown

Generally speaking, how calm are you?

Very
Somewhat
Not very
Not at all

When it comes to flying you...

are capable of flying a plane
prefer to fly
don't mind it
are scared to death of flying

When you fight...
you are always the last man standing
usually end up bruised but not beaten
can raise my fists if I need to
hey...I'm a lover not a fighter

How knowledgable are you when it comes to automobiles?

Very knowledgable
Somewhat knowledgable
Am capable of getting by
don't know a thing


You'd be most ashamed of your...

mother's nickname for you
past time in a mental hospital
lack of a relationship with your parents
past trouble with the law

You prefer most the taste of...

a fine cigar
fine wine
a tall glass of milk
a good burger