Frequently Asked Questions

How old is Greg Root?

Greg Root is 22 years old, in spite of looking like he is 35.

Is Greg Root retarted?

No. Sorry to disappoint all the people who are accusing me of exploiting a handicapped person, but Greg, hard to believe at times, is not mentally handicapped (though we are beginning to theorize he has a case of Asperger's Syndrome). He is a college student and a member of the American working class.

What is VCD?

Check here.

How do I get Greg Root to visit my party/home?

Greg Root is available for many public appearances. For more information, check the booking section here.

Can I go out on a date with Greg Root?

If you are a female, the answer is most likely yes. Contact his management here for arrangements.

 

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