Posted by Bartels, 02/2/07
So I know it’s a couple of weeks old, but I’ve been meaning to write about this. Just when you thought there was nothing left to say about the Dustin Diamond sex tape, some controversy comes out.
From the New York Daily News Gossip Column:
Diamond has said the video was a private reel he’d made four years ago on a dare from some poker buddies. “We tried to stop it,” Diamond said recently on “The Dr. Keith Ablow Show.”
But Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal with Red Light District Video, says he’s tired of Diamond’s “charade” — and tired of getting dissed by him on TV.
“Dustin was in on this deal from the start,” Schmidt tells us. “He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it.”
Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond’s signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, “Let’s make some money!”
Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive.
“I have reason to believe that is not Dustin’s [manhood] in the movie,” says the agent.
“You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I’m going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public.”
So that’s the latest on Dustin Diamond. And soon after I read this I was barraged with a few other doses of Saved by the Bell alumni that really got me thinking. I mean, think back to Saved by the Bell and about fifteen years ago, when that show was still on and everybody saw it. It was syndicated like no other television program and whether you loved it or hated it, everybody saw at least one episode of this show if they were under the age of 18. The acting was awful, the storylines off the wall and the whole thing unrealistically silly and happy-nothing like real high school.
Now imagine fifteen years ago if someone were to tell you that Screech would be featured in a sex tape giving a dirty sanchez and not only that…but there would also be a scandal surrouding it with allegations that he used a prop penis. You’d be stunned. But he wouldn’t be the only castmate to do something in the future that would surprise you.
Jessie Spanno
Elizabeth Berkley would bare all in Showgirls in 1995. It was the first instance of a Saved By the Bell cast member doing something completely contrary to their role on such a wholesome show. A whole generation of people that grew up watching that show and thinking how hot Kelly was got their consolation prize when Jessie Spanno took it all off.
Kelly Kapowski
Tiffany Amber-Thiessen didn’t maintain her wholesome girl next door image for all that long either, to the joy of twisted Saved by the Bell fans who’d drool over her in various TV roles from 90210 to that show on Fox called Fastlane. The Kelly Kapowski actress didn’t go as far as her castmate though and has yet to appeared nude anywhere, but she did engage in a lesbian kiss scene not once but twice.
Zack Morris
Mark Paul-Gosselaar probably has the best post-SBTB career of all of them and until a few weeks ago I figured he wouldn’t make this list. Then I saw his guest appearance on Law and Order: SVU and I’ll tell you this: there’s nothing more shocking than to see that Zack Morris was found with a gunshot wound in his stomach and the semen of three different men inside of him. I watched this episode with an awkward feeling as I tried not to compare him in this role of a gay porn actor with his role as the king of cool, Zack Morris.
A.C. Slater
And Mario Lopez isn’t off the hook earlier. I found this great Gary Busey clip on YouTube the other day and sent it to a friend. He said he saw the movie and Mario Lopez is in it saying some sort of line about a guy getting his nose caught in a girl’s pooper. I did a little research in to the film, called A Crack in the Floor, and confirmed indeed that A.C. Slater delivered the following line, referring to a man with no nose: “At least when he’s 69′in a chick his nose won’t get stuck in her pooper.”
Lisa Turtle
Lark Voorhees, who played Lisa Turtle…there’s nothing I can think of her doing that’s disturbing relative to her role on Saved By the Bell. But then again, I don’t think she’s had any sort of career whatsoever.
Mr. Belding
Well…
4 Responses to “Screech, Stunt Peckers, and the Rest of the SBTB Gang”
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Lark Voorhees was in How High, the Method Man and Redman stone flick. She was smoking pot in it and as we all know, Lisa Turtle doesn’t smoke pot. She was very disapointed in Johnny Dakota. Check out a really really really bad forum Dustin Diamond Love.
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I thought Mark was excellent as the straight gay porn super star in SVU. It gave me sweet dreams for weeks.
I did see he Screech porno…I must say, I think I was as disappointed as I was when Kelly and Jessie mysteriously dissappeared during season 5, only to be replaced by that stupid lesbian biker bitch Torie. Man, I hated her. But yeah, actually Tiffany-Amber Thiessen did some nude photos. Well, not technically nude cause she was wearing a fishnet shirt, but still, they rocked. AND she was in Son in Law, and kissed Paulie Shore, which I think was worse than getting shot in the stomach and being pumped full o’ cum.
How long do I have to see this Screech, Stunt Peckers blog entry on the front page?