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(Reviewed by Bartels, 12/23/06)

Hulk Hogan stars alongside Ed Begley Jr. in what must be the worst Christmas movie of all time. An evil millionaire thinks he's Santa after a hit to the head and a nightmare of a movie ensues.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 11/24/06)

Lyle Alzado plays Ivan Mozer, a notorious serial killer whose trip to the electric chair couldn't even stop him! Action, inadvertent comedy, and Lyle Alzado couldn't be any creepier than in this film.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 11/11/06)

Nick Parker lost his sight in Vietnam but gained skills as an expert swordsman. Can this blind man stand up to a gang of ruthless Mafia killers with only his sword?

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(Reviewed by Mike, 10/31/06)

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers infest the sewers of New York City. With only a gizmometer and small revolver to their credit, can half the cast of Home Alone stop the impending mutant holocaust!?

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 10/20/06)

The Headless Horseman comes back to modern day Sleepy Hollow looking for heads and only an ancestor of Ichabod Crane can stop him in a modern day take on the Halloween story. The acting skills of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter make this film even scarier.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 03/22/06)

Gary Busey stars as a man whose murderous rampage ends up getting him executed. But his work is far from done. Thanks to a curse and his ashes being mixed with gingerbread batter, he's back...as the Gingerdead Man!

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 01/30/05)

A movie that took two of the greatest sci-fi monsters and merged them together in a tangled mess of inaccuracies and trying to cram too much into a story. Horrible characters, inaccuracies and trying to overdo too much made AvP just a painful experience..

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 10/15/04)

William Shatner in the ultimate paintball battle. The Federation, Borg, and Klingon armies converge on the battlefield of paintball and only one will emerge victorious to uncover the weapon that could change the universe. The most intense paintball battle you've ever seen William Shatner in.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 06/14/04)

Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams team up in a buddy cop movie, with a zombie twist. The straight cop and the goofy wild cop team up and in the midst of breaking rules and getting in trouble with their lieutenant they uncover some unusual science at work bringing zombies to life. After one of them is killed and then reanimated, they go on a mission to solve the cops homicide. Vincent Price appears as well.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 01/25/04)

Clint Howard and Judge Reinhold star in this movie as burglars being foiled by a dog. That's right people, it's Home Alone with a talking dog as the main character. Featuring Lou Ferrigno as a dog catcher.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 01/10/04)

Dolph Lundgren stars as Frank Castle, an ex-cop presumed dead who is out for vengeance after a mob hit killed his family. Mass bloodshed follows as he punishes the guilty, 125 mobsters in five years to be exact. Lots of action, lots of violence, Dolph Lundgren and the Japanese mafia make this a good one. Based on the Marvel Comic, which is soon to have a new version of a film interpretation hit the screen.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 11/15/03)

Dolph Lundgren is on a mission to infiltrate rebel forces attempting to overthrow Soviet occupancy. When he fails his mission and is subject to the torture of the Soviets he sees the evils of his ways and turns on them.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 09/16/03)

Michael Keaton in his first major film role, Henry Winkler in one of his rare starring roles. Great combination of stars along with a hilarious story involving hookers at a morgue. What else do you need?

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 07/3/03)

Years after one of the best sequels of all time, some other guy tries to take on James Cameron. This time Arnold takes on some broad while protecting some other broad. One of the most anticipated films of the summer hit theaters last night and I was there to see it.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 06/21/03)

Ang Lee takes his stab at the comic book movie genre with his take on the Marvel classic, the Hulk. Bruce Banner his beginning to change and things start to get messy (I'm not referring to puberty). He discovers what's coming over him while throwing tanks at other tanks and going on a path of mass destruction.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 05/2/03)

A power hungry auto tycoon of Detorit is looking to take out members of the local auto union. There is only one man that can stop him, Action Jackson. Carl Weathers stars as this former police lieutenant who lost his stripes after a run in with this tycoon's son years ago and he is out for vengence. An all star cast of characters in this 1988 action classic.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 04/22/03)

A gang of local hoodlams is causing ruckus on the roads of the small town. But they don't know what to make of their newest threat. A futuristic mysterious ghost car and the even more mysterious driver emerge on the town and the drag races turn deadly. Charlie Sheen, Randy Quaid and a whole lot of high intensity racing in this 1986 gem.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 03/9/03)

A 2001 look back on summer camp in 1981. Short shorts, tube socks, bad hair and all of the things that made the time great. Featuring members of the State and Upright Citizen's Brigade, this movie takes us back to the classic camp movies of the 80's, with a modern twist.

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 01/14/03)

Two wannabe philosophers including Sean Astin are going to town to town washing dishes on a quest to meet their epiphany. However not even their guru, Brian Dennehy can help them when women get in the way of their goal. (It's as bad as it sounds).

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(Reviewed by Bartels, 01/10/03)

A young bookworm and a dynamic genius are two of the smartest youths of 1985 who have to put their heads together with their latest project. But their teacher has other secret plans for this project. They have to complete this project while helping each other get through their endeavors. Clever antics and closet dwelling weirdos ensue.

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